50 years later
and Pikachu still hasn’t evolved.
ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT ASH HERE? HE’S LIKE 10 STILL.
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
this fucking kangaroo is more ripped than me and im PISSED
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
reasons you should date me:
- i bake things and they taste good usually
- i will cuddle you always
- you can chill w/me for hours and just read or watch movies and not talk
- i could’ve murdered like 17 people by now but i haven’t
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again
i see no difference
my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*